Cue The Sun

I wish there was a wine delivery service where someone would just drop it off and leave so I can be alone

Having one of those “I want to change everything about myself” nights. If only the gym weren’t closed and I wasn’t close to broke.

horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
The Dangerous Summer

—Where I Want To Be

aoriverr:

It’s in the way you had,
it’s in the way you had me all wrapped up
like I’m a part of something finally,
and I’m never looking back.

(via onlyspinning)

Steel Train

—I Feel Weird

I just let it all go
and I won’t fear change
and if something is lost
then there’s something to frame

(Source: thezealoushearts, via fuckyeahjackantonoff)